By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 00:09 - Sweden

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
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NuTrees 9

That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

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Damn_Hippster 11

That's some Indian Jones shit right there. I wouldn't even care about the keys as long as at least one person saw that.

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ladyLALAA 28

Why so many thumbs down for this? Haters! Don't act like you all haven't played '007 before!

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huey211 1

That's when you backflip onto your house and then break into your house :D

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Arashi_Nightmare 8

OP: *pulls Indiana Jones moves* F**K YEAH. ... *realizes he forgot his keys* Ò_Ó FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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im_too_pro 2

I used to be a ninja like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee

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cannibletaco 6

Just... Just no. Don't even start with that ******* meme...

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The_Great_Bevis 3

Shit really ? Come on man if you use that again someone's prolly gunna give you a arrow a little bit above your knee

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GovernorGeneral 8

I wouldve clapped for you if i saw that op xD

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GovernorGeneral 8

I wouldve clapped for you if i saw that op xD

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AngryBeaver32 8

That's still pretty damn cool as I picture it in my mind.

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