By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 00:09 - Sweden

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
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NuTrees 9

That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

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Damn_Hippster 11

That's some Indian Jones shit right there. I wouldn't even care about the keys as long as at least one person saw that.

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Mr25_fml 14

Remembering you left your keys in the house after an awesome dive. *Derp face* CLOSE ENOUGH

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Phluid 5

I would have done a naked lap around my neighborhood in celebration of such Ninja Tactics.

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ters19 10

Happens all the time...

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Xxlaurahatakexx 9

It's The forgetful SUUPER NINJAA----- da dada daaaa ! *hums* 'here i come to save the day~'

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Track1991 0

Your neighbor might assume that you are an agent.

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Okayitwasme 0

That's why we have a keyless entry. My kids kept losing their keys. It's worth the money. Ours also doesn't use batteries, so you don't have to worry about getting locked out.

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