Miscellaneous: Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Gassy

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

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You deserved it 9 104

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 063

By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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You deserved it 5 357

Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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You deserved it 84 822

By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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You deserved it 38 519

By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 8 430

Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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You deserved it 15 571

Emileerzz 1

Friday 21 January 2011 1:35

you have an awesome teacher

Thecarpaltunnelo 0

Friday 21 January 2011 1:36

Ha. That sounds hilarious. Look on the bright side, you got to sleep for 3 hours... undisturbed.

Comments

twistdintensi0ns 0

Friday 21 January 2011 8:15

I feel your pain man! I can never stay awake during lectures... 3 hours though? Your prof. must be one borin teacher.

kachowak 0

Friday 21 January 2011 8:54

haha when I was in high school my history teacher did that. I woke up to him jamming out to lil Wayne with seniors, made me choose his class when I was a senior. haha

mongoosemike 23

Friday 21 January 2011 13:18

^pure win.

carpediemryders 0

Friday 21 January 2011 14:07

I have seen this FML before, it's a repost

tbonea1990 0

Friday 21 January 2011 16:41

yeah if u eat or drink in class u tend to stay awake. I drank soda in the morning and I stayed awake. it helps greatly especially after 35+hrs awake.

talktomandybaby 8

Friday 21 January 2011 18:51

haha...that will be me in 6 years:D once i get to college………

alicec123 0

Friday 21 January 2011 19:19

why is this an FML? cos YDI!!

kels_409 0

Friday 21 January 2011 19:38

Haha one of the professors where i go did that to a student. He woke up during our class and told us "You just wait. Payback is a bitch" before storming out.

really_bored_123 0

Friday 21 January 2011 20:49

You got a cool professor. Where were they when I was in school?

kinderteach 0

Friday 21 January 2011 21:24

that happened to a football player at my college. he slept and and woke up while we were in history 303. best part- he tried to play it off like he was in the class until our professor gave a pop quiz! haha YDI for partying too hard and not sleeping in bed!