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By woahitbechels - 25/04/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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LuckyLogic 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:00

Did you drink tiger blood?

Bill3485 3

Monday 25 April 2011 9:05

fyl? no way, your life is #winning!

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makkwheel 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:53

that's a bad thing?? everywhere I go bitches always know that Charlie sheen has gotta Winnie that he loves to show, bitch.! (=

makkwheel 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:55

eww wait it is a bad thing haha I'm sorry

skeezle 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:04

you're talking about the wrong Charlie haha

t765234 10

Friday 29 April 2011 3:08

Charlie SCENE not sheen, fail.

Riemurasia 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:07

The horror!! xD

lazerdude07 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:28

high priest Vatican assassin warlock...

stayawakee 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:44

So? How is this an FML? It's just a dream.. You're pathetic.

BWill9014 4

Monday 25 April 2011 14:05

The whole fml is a joke... watch Charlie sheens winning song and latest interviews and you will understand the meme

imnotcraZ 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:49

that wasn't a dream

rallets 22

Monday 25 April 2011 13:10

different DNA, hes from a whole nother world, a different dimension tiger blood DNA is it just me or is E.T. about Charlie Sheen? o_O

Disembob 16

Monday 25 April 2011 13:14

Winning

rewshrew 0

Monday 25 April 2011 13:18

#winning

Emmy_The_Great 2

Monday 25 April 2011 13:21

I HAVE A DREAM... where Charlie Sheen kidnaps me. (;

oolama 2

Monday 25 April 2011 13:25

...this is an fml how?

BWill9014 4

Monday 25 April 2011 14:08

god how many of you idiots are going to post "how is this an fml?" just because you don't get the Internet meme... it's a joke bro... type "Charlie sheen" in YouTube and you might understand

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