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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 21:00

Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML

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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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The Spectacular Spider-Thief

By Anonymous - 11/05/2018 15:00

Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML

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Halloween has started early

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By 2ndplacechamp - 01/06/2011 05:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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Great party in here

By NotRossFromFriends - 19/09/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML

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By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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Rozza17 29

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:03

Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.

Talooka 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:06

I'm sure he was just joking.

Comments

whY402Jay 12

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:27

Ultimate cosplay that i'm literally not cool enough to be a part of.

gracehi 31

Saturday 13 April 2013 15:06

You mean to say that your body temperature isn't low enough?

Enslaved 36

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:30

Vroom! KA-POW! BANG! ZAP! UGH! (Just picturing the event with comic book fonts)

DarkHelmet 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:36

That situation is EPIC... sucks you got hit by a car though

Ace132 20

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:42

Hope u didnt run into bane..

GoodLookingGeese 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:48

Sounds like something what could happen in Big Bang Theory!

tylermt1999 17

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:51

I can not stop laughing.

itsbatwoman 5

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:52

omg, one of the best fml's i've seen, probably considering I love Batman

Shadown_fml 12

Saturday 13 April 2013 15:14

He and you are destined to do this forever.

lillybelle_fml 3

Saturday 13 April 2013 15:17

I'm sorry but that's awsome

macromaniac9 12

Saturday 13 April 2013 15:31

It's really not that serious...

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