Kids: Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children....

By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 16:28 - United States - Portland

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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He's not??

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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By Amore - 09/12/2014 19:15 - France - Bois-colombes

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

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eminemop 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 19:41

Whisper back: "and I wanted a boy, but that didn't happen either."

doonerz 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 19:40

is she getting one?

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saddgurl 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:58

Someones getting coal for christmasxD

bahamut_pure 16

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:13

Ouch. That has to suck. Sounds like you need to have a talk with your daughter about the way she feels about you. Most likely it's because she's mad at you for some silly reason, like not buying her a toy she wanted or not being home often enough, or something. Kids don't often realize that what they say can be very hurtful, or they just repeat what they hear because they know it's effective for some reason without truly understanding what it means. Hope you get it all figured out soon.

StitchnLilo 24

Sunday 4 December 2011 6:58

And if hes abusive?

lucyinthesky420 10

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:15

She'll want you around one day.. Hopesfully :3

Juronoro 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:42

There might be something wrong with you too... Just sayin... Children tend ro be honest

jwade11 12

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:47

Wow soooooooooooo sorry!!! Children just sometimes don't like their parents because you discipline them and whatnot! Dont take it personal!

jmorfinoliveros 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 1:09

Did she know it was you?

Bobissmall 13

Sunday 4 December 2011 1:10

119 is right. I disliked my dad simply because he was stricter than my mum. However I'm thinking it's possible his daughter knew, and was just winding him up.