By butterfingers - 06/12/2013 07:08 - United States - New Wilmington

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML
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Dilwann 27

Why would anyone need to buy a $400 bottle of wine? Being a cheap ass myself I found a delicious tasting one for about $4. And sure, I get paying as much as $80 for wine... but 400? That's just a waste of money. Remember, a higher price doesn't always means better taste.

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mattrd_fml 31

FYL? I WISH I could afford a $400 bottle of wine!

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Soundslikeothers 15

You'd think for $400 the bottle would be stronger? I once dropped a $10 box of wine and it held up great.

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bryonyb33 17

But a box is cardboard and a bottle is glass. That may explain it a little bit :). Also if it's aged wine the glass may have been more fragile

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pixiemay 5

Why spend all of that? On tv they did a blindfolded wine tasting. They all thought the one that cost five pound was the posh one because it tasted nicer.

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mario2012 18

$400?! Wow, the idiocy of some people. You don't need to spend that much on wine. You can get a decent bottle of wine for about $20. YDI

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tehdarkness 21

And there you go, getting thumbed down by people that worship celebrities and overpriced fashion, live off credit, and care what others think. I think you're spot on!

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squideth 18

No, he's thumbed down for being a judgmental ass. We all have things we like to splurge on, or treat ourselves to. Acting like you're better than OP because you personally wouldn't buy expensive wine is pathetic and childish.

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puzzy 13

Hope you licked that floor clean

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Ugi 26

You are an idiot! Hope you had a straw to hand!

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Dthsapprntc 23

I love how everyone is jumping to the conclusion that OP bought this bottle of wine. He could have gotten it as a gift, or he could even be working as a somilier (is that the right word?) and the bottle was something that a guest had ordered with their dinner. The only thing we know is that OP dropped the very expensive bottle of wine. We don't even know if it broke.

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idiotgenius 15

It wouldn't be an fml if it didn't break.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Very true. I like ro think that it didn't break though and simply fell through a rift in the space-time continuum and was subsequently enjoyed by someone on a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. I might be over thinking this.

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Michael903 18

So that was the tremendous moan of agony I heard....sorry OP.

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ZY1431 24

I take that you got some straws?

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Faddyy6 17

although your heart hurts hope your foot dont hurts..

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