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That wasted $400 could've gone towards something much more needed. Like a pair of louboutins.
FYL? I wish I could afford a $400 bottle of wine
Getting corks out are at times a real bitch...maybe next time it will become uncorked easier...
It wasn't meant for you to drink it. Everything happens for a reason
did you suck it up with a straw?
Pretentiousness does have a way of biting one in the ass. Next time buy regular wine.
Sop it up with a rag and wring into a glass. Then suck the rag for any remainders. A $400 bottle of wines definitely worth it
I just died a little inside. -.-
Perhaps OP was opening this as part of a job which is different and it is an FML. Of course people can spend their money as they choose. I've had some good wine and some bad wine. I just can't imagine anything you drink being worth $400 no matter how much money I have. But if I was going to spend that kind of money on something like that I obviously could afford it and I wouldn't ask for pity if I broke it.
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Well thats one way to get it open.
Why would anyone need to buy a $400 bottle of wine? Being a cheap ass myself I found a delicious tasting one for about $4. And sure, I get paying as much as $80 for wine... but 400? That's just a waste of money. Remember, a higher price doesn't always means better taste.