By butterfingers - 06/12/2013 07:08 - United States - New Wilmington

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML
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Dilwann 27

Why would anyone need to buy a $400 bottle of wine? Being a cheap ass myself I found a delicious tasting one for about $4. And sure, I get paying as much as $80 for wine... but 400? That's just a waste of money. Remember, a higher price doesn't always means better taste.

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idlechaos 6

Who the **** drinks 400$ wine

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Vintage_Cola 29

It's all about quality over quantity, even from a non-drinker you are just stupid for spending 400$, unless this was some kind of wedding or special event YDI.

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Perdition25 12

You are one to talk, you don't even know the dollar sign goes in front of the number.

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Hypertudism 15

Did anyone think that maybe it had been a bottle of wine that had been in his family, or whatever, for so long that it was that valuable?

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onlychildFTW 33

Now how do you have such cheap rent? Damn.

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jwebster 8

That is why you let the waitress open the bottle at titty bars.

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josiemorehouse 12

OP: invest in a good electric wine bottle opener! Trust me, it is worth it!! No fiddling with a corkscrew, no pulling or tugging, no risking the bottle slipping. It's great. Hold it on top of the bottle, push the button, boom, done. Mine is rechargeable, has a pretty, blue-lit base when it's charging, and it's not very big. I've never lost an expensive bottle, but opening wine can be a pain. PS: there is a HUGE taste difference between grocery store $10 bottles and nice $200-$400 bottles of wine. Not even close. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with some Barefoot or Yellow Tail if you're on a budget, but it cannot compare to the crisp delicious flavor of an excellent $400 bottle of Polly-Fume or Riesling.

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IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Normally I would say YDI, but those thins are a bitch too open. Just your luck, huh OP? That really sucks.

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jusanotherface 3

thats what you get for spending that much on wine

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Lady_Vampy 2

Your first mistake was buying a $400 bottle of wine. I don't care what vintage it was or what variety, there is no need to spend that much on something like that.

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