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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 15:00 - Mexico - Mexico City

Today, I accidentally started a fire in my apartment's bathroom while I was high. Last night my girlfriend and I had a chat about how she can't trust me 100%. I feel like an absolute idiot and she's rightfully upset with me. FML
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Chazzster 28

Frankly you are right about one thing - You are an idiot, at least when high… For at the least your own sake, learn from this. People can die from fires and at the least lose everything you own. When I was a child we had an electrical fault that caused a fire and it was Dad’s quick thinking that save me - We lost nearly everything including where we lived. We had to move in with my Dad’s parents for a while. FIRE IS ******* SERIOUS!

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Hangryko 31

If you can't get high responsibly, stop getting high! You're going to get yourself or others hurt.

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Chazzster 28

Frankly you are right about one thing - You are an idiot, at least when high… For at the least your own sake, learn from this. People can die from fires and at the least lose everything you own. When I was a child we had an electrical fault that caused a fire and it was Dad’s quick thinking that save me - We lost nearly everything including where we lived. We had to move in with my Dad’s parents for a while. FIRE IS ******* SERIOUS!

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Hangryko 31

If you can't get high responsibly, stop getting high! You're going to get yourself or others hurt.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Use this as a reason to go straight. We unsuccessfully tried to save my sister from a house fire years ago. It's not as much fun as it looks in the movies, trust me.

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