Kids: Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead...

By jake - 12/08/2014 10:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

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Same thing different taste

By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2014 00:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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But… why would you do that?

By cheerupsookylala - 29/09/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 885

By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 353

You deserved it 2 439

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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Queasy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

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You deserved it 338

drakem 7

Tuesday 12 August 2014 18:04

How do you even do that...?

Ethan4an 6

Tuesday 12 August 2014 18:06

Were you wishing him away?

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ceelos97 16

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:04

How did you manage to do that??

ThepurpleCow 19

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:08

Your kid is worth everything in the world. That's a lot of wishes.

Sakuraashita 15

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:19

Maybe OP was holding the kid and the coin at the same time and accidentally dropped the wrong one?

oreoeater 21

Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:43

How small is your kid??

pwnman 33

Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:35

Seems like a new sacrifice...

fader48080 10

Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:41

did you wish for a visit from CPS? bet it comes true :)

funnamesaregone 5

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:10

a crowded wishing fountain? where there other people in the fountain?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:52

Now that's how you make a deposit for a wish.

SandyBella 17

Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:56

Hope you get your wish. Haha.

Codiferous 6

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:11

how can a wishing fountain be "crowded"

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Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chickenpox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML

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Today, my best friend of five years left cause I “followed them” and that made me depressed, then I couldn’t go outside or to class anymore cause I was too depressed, then my girlfriend, whom I was going to marry, left me because, you guessed it, I was too depressed. Now I’m in a mental hospital for trying to kill myself. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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Today, I finally got to take the bus to the store on this icy cold day. I got there at 1 pm and found it closed. Their website said they'd open late at 10 am. Then, I missed a bus home and had to walk back in the ice and sludge. I slipped, fell on my ass, and my shoes and socks got soaked in dirty ice water. FML

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Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML

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You deserved it 6 191

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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But… why would you do that?

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