Kids: Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead...

By jake - 12/08/2014 10:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

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You deserved it 40 748

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Same thing different taste

By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2014 00:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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But… why would you do that?

By cheerupsookylala - 29/09/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 886

By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 353

You deserved it 2 439

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 354

You deserved it 11 273

Queasy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 635

You deserved it 338

drakem 7

Tuesday 12 August 2014 18:04

How do you even do that...?

Ethan4an 6

Tuesday 12 August 2014 18:06

Were you wishing him away?

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yniguez09 14

Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:38

That's pretty twisted.

1nertia 15

Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:39

"I wish it was bath time"?

Roskosity 22

Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:48

Common mistake.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:50

You dun goofed, Jake, you dun goofed.

jstrick11223399 10

Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:53

We'll if u were wishing for more money. Dropping the kid is the fastest way

abc_1_2_3 12

Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:53

How the **** does that even happen?? O.O

Trolloled 16

Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:01

I must be a horrible person. I laughed hysterically at this for a good 2 minutes. Well done... well done.

nolifeatall 6

Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:09

I like how everyone keeps saying it was a woman, but the name is Jake.

CaptainBlack 18

Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:41

How were you even trying to drop your kid into a coin that doesn't even make sense

Mysterious_one 26

Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:58

did u make a wish?

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But… why would you do that?

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