Today I dropped my phone, with lightning reflexes I swung my...

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By "PoorPhoneNinja " - 14/11/2017 19:13

Today I dropped my phone, with lightning reflexes I swung my hand to catch it sending it into my testicles, after which my phone cracked on the floor and my follow through caused me to sack tap myself once more.

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Thursday 16 November 2017 15:15

What do you got against balls man?!

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What do you got against balls man?!

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