By JamesFuckingBond - 23/12/2016 21:05 - United States - Burlington

Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML
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KingAdrock 16

Boo hoo. Don't act like it fell down the sewer. 1. Open up roomba 2. Retrieve ring 3. Go on with life

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sasquatchius 3

You had to spend 2 minutes getting your ring out of a Roomba, your life is terrible!

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Paws_Cat 29

..Just open the little cover where all the stuff it vacuums up is..

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Paws_Cat 29

Plus, you didn't see the roomba coming for your ring and just pick it up or turn it away?

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RainbowPandaChan 9

I don't know if your life sucks, but your Roomba certainly does. *badum-tsh!*

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Donut_Wizard 23

I think the roomba might be trying to steal your spouse.

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Zanquis 22

It's a roomba, just get it out it is not like it has a internal wormhole where all items dissapear. Just a little bit more work to get it but that should be about it.

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PainFarts 4

Jesus Christ man; just ******* grow a pair and open it, it's really not that hard.

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CSSDimian 6

you could have retrieved it in less time than it took you to type this up.

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alreadyfucked99 0

that must have been one powerful rumba mine won't Even pick up paper lol.

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FlexMaster 10

lol. But seriously fyl op. I hope you get it back soon. $incerely, FlexMaster

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