Transportation: Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my...

By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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You deserved it 5 227

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 260

You deserved it 43 682

By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 140

You deserved it 8 803

By Anyom - 27/07/2016 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 644

You deserved it 967

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 643

You deserved it 39 067

And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 291

You deserved it 808

By theoriginalkydd - 11/12/2018 07:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I met up with my ex-girlfriend for coffee. It’s been months, and I was planning on flexing on her with my new car. Turns out, she also got a new car, and it’s newer, cleaner, faster, and better on gas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 108

You deserved it 3 631

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 032

You deserved it 3 793

By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 348

You deserved it 14 853

Bollards!

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 16:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I proudly drove my new car to work, feeling on top of the world. As I parked, I noticed everyone in the lot staring at me. I smiled and waved, thinking they were admiring my car. It wasn't until I got to my desk that my boss informed me I'd dragged an orange traffic cone under my car the entire way to the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 145

You deserved it 535

Lies and love don't mix

By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 184

You deserved it 3 015

metallakes 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:54

that would be a noun...

immafiremylaser 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:09

What's a twollop? Is it a kind of fish?

Comments

sjx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 15:46

Your girlfriend is an idiot. If she was being sarcastic, she's just a bitch. If she actually thought you were driving a "fake" new car and had your "real" one waiting somewhere else, she's just a ******* moron. Who wastes time doing shit like that?

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 15:52

i may have to start using that word. tho i have no idea what it means

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:10

Twollop: A word (noun) that defines a stupid person, used by young people, usu. "hey, look at that guy over there. He's a twollop!" Urban Dictionary wasn't much help. That is the stupidest word I've ever heard. Utter bollocks... or is it the dog's bollocks.. ****. I don't know. No matter how you look at it.. Honda Insights are still ugly and make you look stupid. I'm guessing that's what you came bumpin' up in.

I2OI3 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:27

I LOVE HOW SOMEONE CAN COME ON HERE AND SAY FML AFTER BUYING A NEW CAR IN THIS ECONOMY!

pearls 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:39

#35 you're stupid. loads of car companies have money off deals because of the economy. they still want to sell their product. and if you have the money, why not take advantage of that? and OP your girlfriend sounds dumb and spoilt. it's not her car, not her problem.

lor080 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:10

hahaha #10, that's awesome.

Krytikal 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:25

Either, A: You have horrible taste B: Shes a bitch

HK888 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:35

women have no taste in cars! Don't let her decide for you. Man up and stand up for what's right.

lmmmr 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:46

A twollop is someone who is going to extreme measures to appear younger than they are. And with that definition, you could not deserve it more. YDI.

that_guy01 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 17:57

it's just a car man, my girlfriend could give a shit less as long as i'm not in a mini-van or a cutlass on dubs or something ridiculous like that. I feel for you though, i'm always worried about how my truck looks.