Animals: Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet...

By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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By MegGRRRz - 28/11/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 16:24 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML

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You deserved it 4 927

RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 15:52

That's a crappy birthday present.

MisterMuffinz 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:54

The only possible solution is to kill your mother with hot boiling water and scissors. It's the only way! Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.

Comments

Savra_fml 17

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:25

( /) (. .) c(")(")

ObsessedWithMe 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:01

He didn't run out of the way in time to get to wonderland

twinboo3 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:26

damn that sucks but happy bday

LennyComa 39

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:12

That sucks :(

leadman1989 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:01

Road kill. Rabbits make for good eats. SARCASM!!! (I've never eaten rabbits) sorry about your pet op!

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:41

I would hope not.

theressarina 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:02

I guess there wasn't much luck in those rabbit feet...

perdix 29

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:28

She probably ran out to buy a few more rabbit pelts and a sewing machine to make you a coat. She'll put your bunny's skin over your heart. Isn't that sweet?