Miscellaneous: Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said...

By CapeRanger - 04/10/2009 18:13 - South Africa

Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML

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By steph - 15/07/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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By Lespoon - 25/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML

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By Scarred4lyfe - 28/02/2016 22:32 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 16:00 - United States - Zephyrhills

Today, my mom wanted me to pick up my cousin from work immediately. I'm in my shirt and underwear with no other clothes and I'm also too young to drive. She said "He won't mind, and just take my drivers license, they'll never know!" FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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Sunday 4 October 2009 23:19

that sucks man. your friends are dicks not to support you

bubblishxtreme 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:20

That was mean of the photographer D:

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fancymega 7

Wednesday 18 May 2011 6:45

I think ur beautiful

xxkiid_karmaxx 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:43

No offense, but I woulda slapped ur mom for saying it was ur own fault lol.

sam0539 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:58

tell your mom its her fault ,if she didnt look they way she looks( which is bad i assume) you wouldn't look half as bad! x)

sweetalicious 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:37

in YOUR car? tell them to get their own and drive off, nd ur mom deserves a kick in the boob.

I_Ate_The_Cookie 0

Friday 7 October 2011 4:49

#5,WTF is that in your picture and where can I get one?!?!?!xD Its so fuzzzy!!!!:O

chickinova 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 1:20

that is HARSH

atishe24 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:08

You should surround yourself with different people. FYL

doglover100 28

Wednesday 12 February 2014 5:06

How are your looks your fault, it is your mom's fault.

goaliestud30 23

Wednesday 17 September 2014 22:41

I hope they were messing with you

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 18 December 2014 14:22

It's your car you can leave.

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