Gross and Transportation: Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling...

By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was sent by my mother and her boyfriend to pick up some take-out. After getting the food, I began to turn out once the traffic light was green. An asshole cop sped past the red light and slammed into my car, totaling it. When I called my house, my mom's boyfriend asked, "Where's our dinner?" I'm fine, by the way. FML

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Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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lemony_fml 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 2:35

How the frick did you know the chicken was spicey? 'less you picked up a chunk to taste?

bailo 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 3:01

this fml was so anticlimactic

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 27 December 2009 3:47

Wow! You guys got here quick from Dubai.

gym_class_hero 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 4:01

rofl at #6!!!

Ireplywith_memes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 4:06

It's a trap!

Connkidd 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 4:50

I agree with #11. and I thought it would be about u being a bad driver. not an fml, if my mom puked in her own car I'd feel awful for her, not u.

Sindy_fml 4

Sunday 27 December 2009 5:22

#10 the OP's mum could have tols him/her. >_> (sorry, can't see the OP's gender on my phone.)

snafu57 1

Sunday 27 December 2009 5:44

the op might have been with her when she ate the spicy chicken. right there with the intake and the expel.

myfriend_youfail 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 5:45

Wow, is that you, Vidal? Lol. I could SWEAR this was written by my boyfriend's brother...until I looked at the username, which seems to indicate the OP is female. Actually....OP, you should date his brother! We live in Indiana, and he is also a bad driver!