By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States

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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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lendahandmanda 0

Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

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freaky_farzy 0

I'm sorry u didn't get to finish... that's the fml out of all this. haha

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Gazoooo 0

Don't hate... most of you trolls couldn't get laid if you wanted to. Alcohol happens.

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Pearljammer001 0

America does not suck we just have to deal with a lot of problems.

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backcracknsack 0

wish you were local as I have an itchy trigger finger as well. still think UDI. x

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jacobsessed 0

I would have just waited till morning or bit him or something!! I wouldn't want the humiliation of a friend seeeing..

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lickmyjock 0

Wait. If his finger was up your butt... Where was his dick?

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purplemnm 9

she told us where his dick was

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bugmenotmofo 34

he was still hard - flip him onto his back and finish up...what's the problem?

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Jekkiie 0

Fake. you coulda pulled him off easily. and his thing would have went limp by then.

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