By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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lendahandmanda 0

Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

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slowlybreakingme 14

just because someone had sex - drunk or not - doesn't make them a **** or anything. Jesus, you guys, grow the **** up

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miek 0

this is the part where we feel sad for you, right?

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JoeMamas 0

Sounds to me like you both need to spend some time in the gym! Oh, and what do you mean "he tried" to stick his finger in your ass? You didn't LET him?!? What a bitch.

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morgan020 0

drunk sex is fun. :) don't knock it til you tried it.

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joeinthedark 18

Why do people call this fake? I've personally had this happen. Both me and the other person. Before you ask, yes I am that disappointing. If you're that piss loaded drunk, it doesn't really matter what you're doing, you're going to pass out. This is totally in the realm of possibility and very unfortunate when it happens. And like a few others have said on here, when you get to be older than 15, you learn that people do have one night stands, sex outside of marriage and a myriad of other things. It's part of a normal life for a large percentage of the population. Deal with it and get over it. Judgement does nothing but expose your own prejudice and narrow mindedness.

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simonsaysYDI 8

1. Agree with snickerdoodles. 2. =| No one wants to know where people's fingers go during sex, jeez.

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killahitlah 0

win lmfao this is halarious...I thought if u were drunk u can't get hard...that's whatmy friend said

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joeinthedark 18

That's not entirely true. It can happen, but most of the time, it's more like 'hard enough', 'or just can't do anything with it once it gets up'.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Depends on the person. If he was on other legal drugs...

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KurouTenshi 0

FML was fantastic x)

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