By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States

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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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lendahandmanda 0

Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.

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roflcopturz 0

you tryed to put his finger up your ass... there's anal beads for that... *shivers*

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goonie85 0

I can't believe some douche hasn't said "pics or it didn't happen." BTW, sometimes grown ups have relations with people that they aren't married to, and sometimes those people (that are of legal drinking age) use alcohol to do so. This may not always be smart, but it happens. Not everyone is 15, so let's not say "eeeewwwwwww, ur totes gross!"

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cadillackitty 0

was he 200 pounds? why couldn't you push him off you? or did he have a animal dick with barbs that hold on to your ****** untill he ejaculates?

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

I could see if she was sobre and calling her a *****. Thing with alcohol is that it's a depressant and it lowers your inhibitions. Normally where'd you have done something different, you do what you would do if you didn't have much choice. Your moral compass and your sense of right and wrong become dimmer. It's not an excuse as she did choose to drink. Though there could be a back story, like perhaps she and her friend's cousin liked each other before but were too shy to do anything. I will admit that the description of the FML was rather gross....the "still hard" bit....but I guess it's just another thing to make the situation more craptacular.

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

Isn't it "You can't see the forest for the trees, you can't smell your own shit on your knees! There's no time to discriminate, hate every ************ that's in your WAYYYYY!!" Good song. Anyways, to the person asking what the saying means, I think it means that the person is oblivious to the obivous, or in denial or something. Just my guess, it could be a phrase open to interpretation. Anyways, carry on!

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

#81. Not trying to come off as bitchy, just letting you know that now. Anyways, if somebody passes out, it's like dead weight. When somebody is concious then they support most of their weight, but if they are passed out, all of their weight is supported by you, especially if they are on top of you. The term "dead weight" coming from carrying dead people. Meaning a lot heavier. Anyways, I don't think the OP was a *****. People have sex. Get over it. It just got embarrassing for her. I feel bad.

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heaven7998 0

I can see being embarressed for having to call your friend to the rescue, especially since he was her cousin. That's what friends are for though. However, don't be ashamed of what you were doing. Almost everyone has sex eventually and no one should judge you for doing what you want to with your body. It wasn't immoral, unethical, or illegal. But, you did make the decision to post it.

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