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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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tbone4875 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:59

haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face

pieintheface 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:57

oww

Comments

steffie11 2

Friday 20 August 2010 16:05

damn thats bad

funkdog8 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:07

that sucks

boopityboppity 11

Friday 20 August 2010 16:43

Yeah, that's probably why it's on this website, which is called FMyLife for a reason.

alyssaax3 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:14

what a bitch

yomama126 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:20

sucks ass

I_have_no_clue 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:20

Sister = Girlfriend

boopityboppity 11

Friday 20 August 2010 16:52

No, that's just you. Stop projecting.

nkor1337 1

Friday 20 August 2010 16:25

no wincest? YDI for not getting in there and showing who's bauss.

Wolpy 9

Friday 20 August 2010 16:25

if she didn't want to share the bed then she should have slept on the floor, not you. I don't know what to call this one because you should have told her that.