Transportation: Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking...

By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 56 571

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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You deserved it 14 616

By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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You deserved it 253

By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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You deserved it 28 901

Who's fault is that?

By junie b - 03/03/2022 22:00

Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML

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You deserved it 78

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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You deserved it 2 813

By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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You deserved it 9 434

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 11 095

By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 30 953

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

pointofthesun 1

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:37

You are an idiot

ariannaimelda 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:38

He may be on to something...

Comments

ksjones2 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 9:11

I'd like to hear your arguement as to how you're not...

downtime 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 9:37

OMG that pole came out of nowhere right? Like OMG. Seriously. And like, who put that sign there? That totes wasn't even like visible or something. And OMG don't even like get me started on that intersection. Those people were like totally over reacting O.M.G... I imagine it went something like that.

chucklepink 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 9:13

Sorry OP, but I've gotta say I'm relieved for the people of Texas that you failed. My driving test took place during a violent thunderstorm and even through blinding rain I didn't do that badly.

supahcoolperson 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 9:16

I honestly have no clue how you did that bad... lol but hopefully you do better next time? Even though it might not be much better considering you did this horrible this first time hahaha woww..

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 9:17

LMAO

R3TROxLOV3 32

Wednesday 28 March 2012 17:11

Don't know why everyone is rating this down x_x it is funny in a "I can't believe how overwhelmingly stupid you are" way

Justy101 23

Wednesday 28 March 2012 9:19

Generally people like to have a driving lesson before they go for their driving test, but you know, whatever floats your boat. In all seriousness, unless you want the guilt that comes from killing a person or an animal while driving, just give it a rest for now.