Health: Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress...

By brylynn - 26/08/2012 01:58 - United States

Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 02:53 - United States - Dallas

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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Brain fog

By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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Greendaycheese 12

Sunday 26 August 2012 8:07

Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...

SokDek 14

Sunday 26 August 2012 8:07

What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa

Comments

newburton13 26

Monday 3 September 2012 5:52

What is it with brides and the world revolving around them? Seriously, I'm disgusted.

mlenglish 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 22:12

Um you deserve it! Lose weight! Or get a bigger dress I would have slapped you too

fishielover1124 12

Wednesday 5 September 2012 6:30

I have to say it. You're sister is a straight up ****. Just because it's her wedding day does not mean the world revolves around her. What is it with girls these days thinking the own the world on their wedding day? Grow the **** up. I'm sorry, OP, that this happened. I hope her fiancee dumped her ass afterwards...

Jackeeleedee 6

Saturday 4 January 2014 22:25

You wore a dress so tight that it made you pass out?

NecroLancerz 9

Monday 16 June 2014 7:43

"Attention *****"

suzy_jean 8

Sunday 8 March 2015 2:18

******* BITCH!!

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 21:07

What a bridezilla.

anon385 23

Wednesday 21 October 2015 18:06

Weddings are overrated

Bassam24 21

Friday 19 August 2016 14:38

There is this FML that talks about how a girl's sister "fake" fainted during her sister's wedding in order to steal all attention...could this be the same wedding?