Health: Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress...

By brylynn - 26/08/2012 01:58 - United States

Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 02:53 - United States - Dallas

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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Brain fog

By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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Greendaycheese 12

Sunday 26 August 2012 8:07

Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...

SokDek 14

Sunday 26 August 2012 8:07

What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa

Comments

coldsteelstu 4

Sunday 26 August 2012 23:06

good thing they don't have those dress fittings to make sure things fit. that would be horrible.

doglover100 28

Sunday 26 August 2012 23:35

Bridezilla

DisasterReport 0

Sunday 26 August 2012 23:50

Smack her back.

kitkattgirl 2

Monday 27 August 2012 0:39

Revenge will happen naturally as I doubt your sister is going to stay married long with a narcissistic and violent attitude. If she can strike her own sister (while an adult), then I feel sorry for her husband. God knows how embarrassed he was seeing his bride go insane over someone "ruining" their special day. Take the wedding gift back and end communication with her.

nina21194 12

Monday 27 August 2012 1:30

Bridezilla

sarah6786 14

Monday 27 August 2012 1:31

YDI for requiring oxygen. How selfish of you!

ellytoad 13

Monday 27 August 2012 2:43

You should have helped her obtain a whole new type of attention. The kind that focuses on facial injuries, including but not limited to red handprints. I hope she at least got some nasty PR.