Embarrassing, Students and Farts: Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured...

By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, during a silent exam, my stomach made the loudest, most embarrassing growling noise possible. It was so loud that the professor looked up and some people in the room turned to look at me. The girl next to me offered me a granola bar, and I accepted, even though the growl was actually me desperately holding in a fart. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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UTI

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 19:30

Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

Cre6rul 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:12

i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. **** there lives hahahahah!

Comments

Tangostarr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 21:36

SuperFart to the rescue!!! ...Or not...

jannas 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:19

HAHAHAHAHA! I can't breathe! =))))

chelsiedee 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 11:25

Silent but violent...ha

kmfyr 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:22

Way to lower the curve! ;)

1234five 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:06

Suffocating? wow u must have some powerful smelling farts

Dinglenuts 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:56

You sound like a fun person to be around... Just kidding. I'll give you a length of rope, a stool, and a garage with sturdy beams running across the roof. You should know what to do.

LifeWithoutYouIs_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:33

OMG ROFL I died when i read this

Ixnay_ 0

Friday 17 July 2009 11:45

:D:D:D:D:D ROFL

Fantasy_Bella 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:04

hahah that was hilarious

whywearpants 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:01

silent but deadly. you shouldve just done it out loud for some laughs. and the out loud ones never smell. superfart sounds like a funny superhero comic though. hmm maybe i should get on that. roflmfao