By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
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AsianCookie247 14

You Are just now farting in front of him? ...

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sariannacanna 6

How did you survive for 26 years and never farting in front of him?!? Thats some extreme control *claps and nods* lol

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Azybabe 2

How the heck did you manage that while pregnant?!?! I can't hold mine in for anything right now because of pregnancy.

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cheesycheddar 4

If you can't fart in front of someone in the first year or two of being together then why get married? Farting shouldn't be embarrassing with someone you love it should be ******* hilarious

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umm_Talk 9

How do you go 26 years without farting in front of your husband? o_O

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wriptidez 0

wow you just now farted in front of him ....live a little does he know u at all....

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nelsokev 6

26 years how did you not spontaniously combust from methane build up? It's a real thing.

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HunterAlpha1 8

wow, OP, does he even know your name?!

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bntilley 2

how did you go 26 years? omg, I farted around my husband on our 5th date!

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gailbear 8

I'm impressed that you lasted 26 years! I usually try for the first few dates, this way, I don't feel awkward about doing it by accident.

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