By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
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AsianCookie247 14

You Are just now farting in front of him? ...

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sariannacanna 6

How did you survive for 26 years and never farting in front of him?!? Thats some extreme control *claps and nods* lol

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rin142 12

You keep track of every time you fart? O.o

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bittersweet25 3

Hahaha that's funny I have to say though it's not that embarrassing everybody farts

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NuckinFutz 4

Who cares? It is just a fart, everyone does it. Quit being such a little kid about it.

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princess151617 4

26 yrs and it's the first time u have farted infront of him ?

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XxAqwa13xX 6

Are you ******* kidding me?? you can't go 26 years without farting are you serious? She went 26 without farting IN FRONT of her husband...wow

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DaMan25 4

I think u meant text

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PureBreh707 0

What's OP I forgot ahaha

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nflevy 0

Could've been worse, ... U could have sharted

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riptor911 10

i call bullshit on this. first time in 26 years my ass. no pun intended

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texas3559 0

u count how many years u haven't farted

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