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Omg!! Dammit people!!!!! EVERYONE FARTS AND *****!!! It's just rude and not something to be "showing off"!! My fiancé knows that I fart and shit! I just don't do it in front of him! It's rude and gross! There's a difference between a "female" and a "lady"!! A "lady" would not walk around farting and announcing that she's gonna "take a shit"!! Grow up people!!
I'm pretty surprised you remember exactly when you did it last
Kudos to you!
You've held in multiple farts in your own house for 26 years? You. Are. A. Legend. I know many girls couldn't do that! Good job for the first 26 years though. Fart whenever he brings it up, make sure you eat beans
You've kept track of how many years it's been since you last farted in front of your husband...? Lol
29,500th PERSON TO VOTE!! That make my day!! :D
26 years?! Why haven't you before? It's perfectly acceptable in your own household.
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You Are just now farting in front of him? ...
How did you survive for 26 years and never farting in front of him?!? Thats some extreme control *claps and nods* lol