Love: Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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Bad timing, dude

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 07:59 - Australia

Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 27 November 2014 18:16

Breaking the ice by breaking wind. I'll take notes.

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Thursday 27 November 2014 18:16

That stinks!

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redstone7693 29

Friday 28 November 2014 5:02

as long as the didn't smell or hear it you're fine...

nreed32 20

Friday 28 November 2014 5:39

How the hell did this get posted?

JKROB 16

Friday 28 November 2014 7:00

shit happens

NLM22 14

Tuesday 2 December 2014 6:50

you mean fart happens lol

JonathanKG 12

Friday 28 November 2014 7:09

Say... "I only do that when I really like someone" Hope she at least said yes!

thefallen12 13

Friday 28 November 2014 7:46

Lol so what if you farted we all do it. People shouldn't be such a little bitch about farts they're completely natural. Hope she said yes though!

jaydemonkey 6

Friday 28 November 2014 8:10

It's okay! We all fart!

LethalSeamonkey 15

Friday 28 November 2014 9:16

Did you just fart?! Cause you blow me away! ;)

albertozeta_fml 9

Friday 28 November 2014 10:57

That wasn't a fart but my heart skipping a couple of beats!

Random1D5SosTeen 10

Friday 28 November 2014 13:58

That's something that would happen to Niall HORAN of One Direction xD

2i1337i2iscore 13

Friday 28 November 2014 15:22

You definitely have a confidence that fills the room!

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