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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Erin - 15/01/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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Thursday 21 January 2010 1:35

#11 quit complaining because ur fml's don't get posted...ur being a big baby...

asafetybuzz 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:44

your friend's fml was probably rejected because it was SAD! this site is meant to be light and funny, not depressing. we're supposed to get a laugh at someone else's expense. it would be pretty ****** up to laugh at your friend's fml.

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KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 9:05

so when you're falling did you hear Space Cowboy's Falling Down? cause that would've been epic! then just as the song ends or hits an epic bass line you're just like "whoa! school!" LOL

Paramedicjelly 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 9:26

ouch!

spartan_girl 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:32

at least you finished your exam! haha- I'm sure you were embarrassed, but hey, I bet some people in your class felt a little refreshed after laughing at you during the exam :) To be honest, I always laugh a little at the people around me who are sleeping in class and start drooling or their head starts to tip or something, but never out loud in the middle of class.

maskedman 9

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:47

Something like this happened to me awhile ago in school. I dreamt that my teacher was cheating on me by teaching another student. Of course I went into a jealous rage. The crazy thing is when I woke up I was choking a real life actual teacher. It was cool and I laughed it off. Then I grew cornrows, went into the NBA, and became Latrell Sprewell.

Twi_lover_EC 6

Thursday 21 January 2010 15:22

LOL Fail!!

adonals 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 15:55

awe; lol you should get some more sleep on days that you have exams haha

tradada 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:52

(likely) YDI for not sleeping enough at home and (probably) depriving yourself of sleep by studying last minute

kales_4 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 18:09

Concur; this is more of a MLIA than a FML.

M_Kclift1994 5

Thursday 21 January 2010 18:54

MLIA?

lalalalifesucks 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 19:14

Hahaha ! that happened to me during a math lecture, i dreamt i was falling then i actually just like jumped in my seat and woke up xD except no one cares 'cause everyone is also normally asleep xD