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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Erin - 15/01/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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Thursday 21 January 2010 1:35

#11 quit complaining because ur fml's don't get posted...ur being a big baby...

asafetybuzz 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:44

your friend's fml was probably rejected because it was SAD! this site is meant to be light and funny, not depressing. we're supposed to get a laugh at someone else's expense. it would be pretty ****** up to laugh at your friend's fml.

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BrettFavreisgod 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:08

I'm Ron Burgundy?

saranottelling 7

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:13

Sounds like something that would happen to me except I would laugh and not make it a "FML moment".

silentfog 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:24

lol

sixpackripped 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:31

that happened 2 me 2day 2 lol I got midterms

Jackiess22 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:33

Eh... not a big deal. everyone has done something like this.

matticus27 14

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:05

that happened to me only i was dreaming i was beating up my brother (i know, real nice) and i started pounding the desk lol

lukascepanovic 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:17

YDI for sleeping through an exam, shame on you!

medfly 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:31

he slept after finishing it... perfectly reasonable

isitofficial_ 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:35

BAHAHAHA FAIL XD

koolkat14 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:31

I can never seem to fall asleep in class

JamaicaBoy 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:52

it wasn't tht bad

sweetpea129 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:17

not an fml. just laugh with them. oh the joys of highschool. memories memories.

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