By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
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goldfish27 0

this reminded me so much of lily in how i met your mother :) anyone else?

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TattooedToDeath 0

sounds like Kindergarten Cop..did a guy with a stupid ponytail point a guy at you?

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nicholleexo0 0

okk.... and y is tht an FML?

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Intoxicunt 5

This reminds me of the girl who used to ********** every single day at nap-time in kindergarten. She would even look around and ask nearby people if they were looking, and if they were she'd tell them to turn the other way. Her name was Caroline, and ever since my family has called masturbation "Carolining". My family has way too many odd euphemisms.

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lifeinoz 0

I've so done that before. There were always the kids who wanted you to rub their back while they tried to sleep, and hey, you're laying on the floor anyway...besides, it's either nap or read a book! Kids wear you out!

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Pandasaur 0

Ohh, that's a little creepy. There used to be a girl in my day-care who would always yell, "Stop looking at me!" whenever someone glanced her way. I guess now I have an idea why.

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Intoxicunt 5

Hahaha! Guess so. I also got my first out-of-the-family death threat in kindergarten. I guess kindergarten is the new high school. Sex, violence, just no drugs.

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Pandasaur 0

I guess it is! Wait... you mean you missed out on all the fun kindergarten drugs?! I thought they were what made nap-time possible in the first place.

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

"my first out-of-the-family death threat" That made me laugh but I have to ask: are you Don Corleone's granddaughter?

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KRD727 0

I've done it. After a long day working with kids, when the lights are off and the soft music is playing.... it's hard not to.

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RhymePrime 7

Do you sleep naked? Since when is napping bad?

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

"my first out-of-the-family death threat" That made me laugh but I have to ask: are you Don Corleone's granddaughter?

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