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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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kurtsee 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:51

I wish we had naptime in high school

RhymePrime 7

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:14

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goldfish27 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 17:22

this reminded me so much of lily in how i met your mother :) anyone else?

TattooedToDeath 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 17:32

sounds like Kindergarten Cop..did a guy with a stupid ponytail point a guy at you?

TattooedToDeath 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 18:11

*gun, someone point a guy would be weird..

nicholleexo0 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 18:29

okk.... and y is tht an FML?

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:35

This reminds me of the girl who used to ********** every single day at nap-time in kindergarten. She would even look around and ask nearby people if they were looking, and if they were she'd tell them to turn the other way. Her name was Caroline, and ever since my family has called masturbation "Carolining". My family has way too many odd euphemisms.

lifeinoz 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:36

I've so done that before. There were always the kids who wanted you to rub their back while they tried to sleep, and hey, you're laying on the floor anyway...besides, it's either nap or read a book! Kids wear you out!

Pandasaur 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:43

Ohh, that's a little creepy. There used to be a girl in my day-care who would always yell, "Stop looking at me!" whenever someone glanced her way. I guess now I have an idea why.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:46

Hahaha! Guess so. I also got my first out-of-the-family death threat in kindergarten. I guess kindergarten is the new high school. Sex, violence, just no drugs.

Pandasaur 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:54

I guess it is! Wait... you mean you missed out on all the fun kindergarten drugs?! I thought they were what made nap-time possible in the first place.

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Thursday 3 September 2009 22:31

"my first out-of-the-family death threat" That made me laugh but I have to ask: are you Don Corleone's granddaughter?

Ridyn 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:47

Lame

KRD727 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:34

I've done it. After a long day working with kids, when the lights are off and the soft music is playing.... it's hard not to.

RhymePrime 7

Thursday 3 September 2009 21:07

Do you sleep naked? Since when is napping bad?

scarletlily_fml 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 22:16

Ah, I've done that. Neither a FML or a YDI.

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Thursday 3 September 2009 22:32

"my first out-of-the-family death threat" That made me laugh but I have to ask: are you Don Corleone's granddaughter?

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