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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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kurtsee 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:51

I wish we had naptime in high school

RhymePrime 7

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:14

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Saturday 5 September 2009 23:45

this is not FML this is just WIN

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:43

I work in daycare too, I feel your pain. Seeing them sleep makes me want to pass out.

Ferdinard 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:06

not an fml. go to some other website like my life is average or something

chaos753159 4

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:12

#68 FTW LOL 

caroline954 0

Monday 21 June 2010 0:23

everyones taking this way too seriously

ThatBrownChick 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 10:31

LMFAO! YDI for being a little dozy on the job, teach :)

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Saturday 11 June 2011 2:46

All right kiddies, this is how it's done! ZzzZzzZzz.....

briiluvskatie 5

Friday 13 January 2012 20:42

Aww that's cute :)

LadyEmi 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:55

Haha I'd do the same

fml_mu 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 6:18

Wow you must be really tired!! :S

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