By Brian B - 13/09/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 973
You deserved it 25 453

Same thing different taste

Comments

harrywestt 0

ROFLMAO. that is just way to funny to be true.

bubo_fml 10

Tell em the truth...Good cover story for when your wanking.

alexhohohogue 0

I once got caught up playing cover orange and had to explain to my class that I wasn't actually pooping for an hour during math.. It sucked

walrusman 0

Believe it or not, this has happened several times to me... So now I feel better.

I_be_darn 3

Would that be considered a dump and slump? ?

I've fallen asleep at home before, but you are a master to be able to get that comfy at work lol

Congratulations, you just found a way to sleep on the job. This is less of an FML and more of an attaboy.