By freakedout - 08/08/2014 14:43 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML
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PancakeSlap 23

I wish I could make money while I sleep.

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QuaSiCos 10

Aah. No one is questioning the fact that someone obviously invaded her personal space and touched her without her consent??? Weird!!!

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CommanderWoof 10

Actually, I came here to recommend the OP contact the office; someone might have seen the perp, or they may have cameras that could identify him. With the footage, the OP could press charges. Even if the OP didn't press charges, the doctor may still want to drop him as a client.

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Driving_Gaming 22

I know, right? That's basically rape, because it was without consent and she was also asleep.

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dDailydDosage 8

No it's not "basically" rape. I'm sure she would have woken up if someone tried to rape her. Whoever it was did violate her to some degree though. Rape is a whole other level.

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vikky538 28

are you sure you are in a doctors office.. or in special clinic called "pleasure clinic"

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brendejafulable 41

woohoo money for the snack machines. cha-ching!!$$

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Cubobles 7

I bet you have size 32 D

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KuzzBuzz3 15

a dollar more than you came in with....Holla!

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davo_ib_local 14

Perfect timing. Sounds like you had a fun time, or everyone else did haha

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abusedbf 0

Shouldn't you be happy ?? You can make money while you sleep :P On a serious note this post can't be true

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

This is either a serious issue or the best prank in existence.

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vividpictures 17

I bet that dollar wasn't the only thing in your cleavage..

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