By anonymous - 22/10/2014 02:11 - United States - Levittown

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML
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yamazumi 8

pff, their fault, would have gotten up anyway.

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Rinat_fml 26

I wouldn't hold it in if I were you, it's just a siren, not a cage of lions.

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BuckNekkid 22

so how did you get to the computer without moving?

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MzZombicidal 36

Maybe they have the FML app on their phone?

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aja1st 2

you know your not a kid anymore when... you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch!! haha

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RAUN 8

It is your alarm. Just turn it off after the siren wakes them. Just how did you write your post without setting off the alarm?

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theace144 3

that's such bs. set it off and wake their asses up for not being observant.

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YellowKettleBell 31

you're not supposed to have the motion sensor on when you're home.

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rocketiquette 20

So maybe just get up and turn off the alarm? There's usually a couple moments for someone to disarm it before all hell breaks loose...

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JTragedia 7

I would have moved. Their fault they put it on you.

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Shadow9876 19

Dude. Just get up and turn the alarm off then rearm it. It's not that difficult to figure out.

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