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Your boss has no tolerance for crap.
I see what you did there ^^
You don't say?
You'll find a better job, everything happens for a reason.
So I take it the Holocaust happened for a reason?
There was a reason: a madman.
You lack perspective
I like to think that the holocaust was a lesson about the terrors of the vulnerabily of a country and the worst that can happen.
Lol i fell asleep at work this morning at my desk and my boss just gave me her 5-hour Energy shot and giggled about how hyper and talkative I became. It's fun working at a casino
What a fantastic story. Really enthralling.
Did I bore you? My mistake, snookums. Please forgive my one inane and pointless tale in this sea of poignant retellings and shining examples of literary genius. 'Twas certainly not my intention. Here, have the rest of my sandwich. It's roast beef
I am man enough to admit defeat. Touche my friend.
Maybe you should get a night job. That way it would be slightly understandable to fall asleep on the job :D
No, no it won't. It's never okay to sleep @ work, your paid to do a job, so that's what you should do. Unless its a sleeping night watch. Like with care taking of disabled people.
Google lets its employees sleep on the job. So do many other corporations. Sleeping on the job is actually being encouraged at more and more businesses due to higher productivity being seen in people that get a nap in during the day vs. those that work straight through without any rest breaks.
I have to assume you have a time-sensitive job like air traffic control or emergency services operator. Either that or you have a history of sleeping on the job and fully deserve to get canned.
OP got canned for being on the can.
Lol should have offered the boss a ******* !
haha funny shittt lmao
A ******** for blowing at her job?
I'm sorry but I have no sympathy for anyone who falls asleep while at work. Speaking as a supervisor, we have enough trouble getting this generation of lazy employees to do a decent day's work without them sneaking in a nap on the crapper. It is not unreasonable for your company to expect you to remain conscious on their time.
did he think you were spanking the ferret?
OP is a girl. Schlick schlick schlickity schlick schlick.
OP is a female, so it wouldn't be spanking so much as petting.
We had one guy at my job who would sneak off and sleep in the handicap stall. The guy spent more time avoiding work than actually doing his job. Not to sound like a douche op, but I cannot imagine accidentally dozing off on the crapper. I have to say ydi
I seriously have been so tired that I've dozed in the bathtub AND on the toilet.
The bathtub is comfy, I don't find it that hard to fall asleep in a bathtub
I'm not saying it is not possible, just that to do so for any period of time at work would be irresponsible.
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YDI simply because of your username.
How long could you have been sleeping in there? Must've been comfortable.