By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML
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perdix 29

Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!

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daniel1_1 13

that's..... just so damn painful to think about. but I feel yah man, I was once campin and fell asleep and I turned over and my balls were squished on a rock all night..... bad times

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redshortsx 0

why was your hand down there anyway? were you jackin off? YDI

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automatedeffemel 0

To the people asking why his hands were down his pants, I don't know about him, but I'm a girl and I put my hands in my pants when they're cold and sometimes fall asleep like that.

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k43L1 0

that must have been awful to wake up to D:

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my_haylie_baby 0

#32, ydi means you deserved it...and shouldnt have been jackin off! ;)

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movies12 0

OMFG! That must KILL!!!! Oh I feel really bad for u FYL!!!

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abudali911 3

Still walk with a limp like an old school pimp

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TallyAttack 0

The famous words of LMFAO: ....Cause I walk with a limp like an old school pimp. See? Sleep with your hands down your pants more often... LMFAO thinks your pimpin (;

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Youd_laugh_2 0

I think #10 is discovering the wonders of PMS. Btw, i hope the limp isn't permanent. That would be terrible.

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