By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML
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perdix 29

Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!

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AtrumMessor 1

Wait... so your instinctive panic response is to deathgrip your nuts? Pretty sure that's a sign that you're not supposed to procreate, we don't need that in our gene pool. God, I love when the problem is part of the solution...

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FAILAGE 0

lolz, thats not an fml, that's hillArious!!!

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S3A82 0

FAKE: During Rapid Eye Movement (REM), the brain stem blocks impulses, leaving your body virtually paralyzed and protecting you, as well as those around you from any impulses felt while asleep. Coincidentally, the ONLY time you can dream is during REM. Psychology FTW!

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Isoldael 27

Of course there is no such thing as sleepwalkers (who also do this during the REM phase)... Or jolting and making involuntary movements when you wake up after a nightmare

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suckmysarcasm 10

well if u dont have a dreamcatcher to catch nightmares here lies the alternative..

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jakeidk 0

ummm... never falling asleep like that after a scary movie

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_slammed_ 7

oh holy crap, that even hurts when i read it! FYL

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