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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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By Millie07 - 07/11/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car after grocery shopping when I dropped my heavy-ass bag, which then ripped. Everything spilled out, and while I was picking it up, a kind stranger ran over to help me… by accidentally stepping on and smashing my carton of eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Eggs - 15/11/2013 05:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

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randomthing 22

Monday 2 July 2012 12:00

You definitely deserved it.

tswizz 13

Monday 2 July 2012 12:03

You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?

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linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:26

....What did he do to deserve getting his house egged? I had to clean up after a neighborhood egging, and that was a pain in the ass! ._.

northbaldwinbabe 18

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:20

but you don`t realize you committed a crime. you clean up the mess you make and you apologize and beg for the cops to not be called.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:35

Amount of times that someone commenting on this FML gas said, "Karma's only a bitch if you are": 11. STOP IT, GUYS. How many times does it need to be posted?!

myalleyway 9

Monday 9 July 2012 14:17

now 12, and hardley anybody reads the back pages, so no one will see this and continue to post "karmas only a bitch if you are"

you_killed_kenny 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 1:01

I'm just wondering why you had eggs upstairs? -friend "hurry up so we can go egg your bf's house" -you "hold on I gotta go upstairs, and get some fresh layed eggs from the chickens I keep in the attic" I'm just wondering how that went

willbill69 1

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:48

Serves u right u dumb ho!

lildups 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:51

Karmas only a bitch if you are.

KayleeT 9

Tuesday 3 July 2012 4:43

You obviously deserved it. You should seriously get over him.

fatalwish 6

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:02

or your the bitch karma has some grey areas

CalamityJanette 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:33

Karma's only a bitch if you are.

auddylynne 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:45

Thats crazy! I did that before too! Haha good memories lol

loveandintegrity 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 8:06

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