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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Eggs - 15/11/2013 05:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

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By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

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randomthing 22

Monday 2 July 2012 12:00

You definitely deserved it.

tswizz 13

Monday 2 July 2012 12:03

You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?

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MeowsLikaLion 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 7:55

karma's only a bitch if you are.

blackjackandcoke 9

Friday 20 July 2012 6:50

YDI for being immature. Egging a house, really? How old are you OP? 13? Grow up.

wave7891 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 21:34

Karma's only a bitch if you are...

northbaldwinbabe 18

Wednesday 15 August 2012 19:59

that's illegal. 2 diff. groups of kids egged my house-1 in 2011, and 1 in 2012. my dad called the cops each time, they got it put on their permanent record, and my dad made them power wash my porch where they egged my house. they only did it cause they hated me. well, now everyone in North Baldwin, PA knows to not do something stupid to me that's illegal, and I won't call the cops. but seriously, please refrain from doing this, or you can be arrested for it.

alpacaman 5

Friday 16 November 2012 4:50

Karma's only a bitch if you are.

TallMist 32

Thursday 29 November 2012 4:53

So many egg comments, I'm getting hungry.

northbaldwinbabe 18

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:18

MY home was egged 6 times. Yup, you heard me, 6 times by kids that hated me. he can press charges on you with these charges: misdemeanor, battery assault, criminal damage, vandalism, trespassing, breaking and entering, damage to property, public nuisance, criminal offense, and more.

littlexlune 16

Monday 22 July 2013 17:37

You were about to do something hella dumb and childish, what did you expect? Grow up

Fireashes250 16

Monday 22 July 2013 19:12

How mature. You really deserved that one, I mean, you can get arrested for doing that. Come on now.

pompomkiwi 14

Thursday 20 February 2014 7:49

Karma that bitch!

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