By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
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randomthing 22

You definitely deserved it.

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tswizz 13

You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?

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yourCountryGirl 4

Karma's only a bitch if you are.

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Unbweavable 17

It's called letting go sweetheart

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MuseFan1991 14

do you not think the ex would put 2 and 2 together and work out it was you who did it? i agree with the other commenters- a better form of revenge would be to move on and show him how much better you are without him :)

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crazy4uboi 6

Why would egg his house? Its immature and illeagal. So yes you deserved it...

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crazy4uboi 6

Messing with your ex shows him that you still have feelings for him but have this huge ego that wont allow you to give in. Karma will get him if he was a jerk, that you dont need to worry about because if you take over then karma will get you as well...

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d4m4s74 12

Karma is only a bitch if you are.

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kevin2407_fml 2

Egging your eggs eggsteriors? Sounds a bit eggstreme.

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xmaximusx 12

Lol bet the ex would love to hear that one

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viper64 10

Hope your ex reads FML so if you do egg his house, he knows it was you, and can contact the proper authorities.

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northbaldwinbabe 18

agreed. it's a federal offense and you can be arrested and have it put on your permanent record. thank you for recognizing the need of the police in this matter. I had my house egged twice. cops called? you bet. permanent record? of course. kids forced to power wash my porch where they egged my house? right again, my friend. so thanks.

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