By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
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randomthing 22

You definitely deserved it.

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tswizz 13

You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?

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titzenpitzer 9

and you're a bitch to karma. Damn girl, change yourself, grow a set of balls.

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perdix 29

I find the symbolism of a girl throwing eggs at an ex-boyfriend's house very pathetic. She is throwing chicken eggs at a guy who no longer wants access to the eggs in her ovaries. How sad! This is really more a "flaming bag of dogshit" situation. Too bad the OP didn't call perdix, Prank Consultant, before the intended attack.

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Arrawyn 12

Karma is a bitch to a bitch. You're fault you were going to do something pointless and mean.

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sommergirl16 3

You know i would have said you deserved it but you obviously had a reason u had to egg his house. I mean guys are stupid so ya

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So, everything is justified because the guy is probably to blame? Here's a better idea: MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. Egging someone's house is stupid and childish, and if you thing being the boyfriend's fault in something justifies egging his house then you're no better than OP.

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simplylost643 0

#70- There is never, I repeat NEVER, a "reason u had to egg his house". When you grow up a bit, get a piece of property and a house of your own, and learn concepts like value and ownership, I believe you'll adjust your outlooks. In the mean time, please refrain from vandalism as a form of emotional damage control. Thank you.

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downtime 12

121, There is such a time that throwing eggs is acceptable, such as if he was molesting her children or any other extreme circumstances in which he did something really really ****** up. But generally I agree with your statement.

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mycleh13 7

Was the "other girl" named karma too? = karma to the next level!!

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

You're doing it wrong -_- You want revenge? Do you and find happiness. Make him regret leaving you. That would just make him glad he dumped your eggmature ass. Thank Karma for stopping that bad move:))

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jay_onethree 0

Haha! You should've just made eggs.

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rebel_belle1974 5

Oh well you live you learn

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