Miscellaneous: Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother...

By PaperInfection - 23/11/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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Help!

By Bug - 15/10/2012 21:38 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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Mind the gap

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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Need help

By onwardsandupwards - 21/01/2020 14:00

Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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Use your powers wisely

By Levi2411 - 21/11/2018 17:30

Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML

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Ever Given

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML

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You can't explain that

By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 16:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML

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Erindub 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:29

So you lay there and let the jackasses take pics but once you get rescued kick their asses and throw their cameras into the hole. Problem solved!

perdix 29

Monday 23 November 2009 20:26

They always wanted a picture of a Hole in One. How did you fall into the hole, 'hole?

Comments

lil_lala209 5

Sunday 9 January 2011 10:15

you should sue...

buynak 0

Monday 7 February 2011 17:43

#14 im a volunteer firefighter and we have our phones on us. we keep them in our pants under our bunker pants. oh and volunteers use the smae things as paid guys. at my station we have paid guys in the morning and volunteers in the afternoon/night. but i dont think they would just laugh and take pics unless they asked if it was okay to take pictures......im saying FAKEEEEE.

taylorrswift 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 7:52

For some reason I kind of doubt they did that....

kimono54 4

Wednesday 27 June 2018 8:31

There is no way that you had a hole in your yard so big that you wouldn't be able to get out of it even with help and not know the hole was there in order to walk around it. and once you knew it was there wouldn't you fill the hole so no unsuspecting person would fall in? And fire fighters would not treat someone with disrespect like that. This whole post is a lie. And you're ******* stupid if you thought people would believe you. And anyone who believes this is a ******* idiot.