Miscellaneous: Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother...

By PaperInfection - 23/11/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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Help!

By Bug - 15/10/2012 21:38 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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Mind the gap

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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Need help

By onwardsandupwards - 21/01/2020 14:00

Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By Levi2411 - 21/11/2018 17:30

Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML

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Ever Given

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML

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You can't explain that

By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 16:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML

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Erindub 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:29

So you lay there and let the jackasses take pics but once you get rescued kick their asses and throw their cameras into the hole. Problem solved!

perdix 29

Monday 23 November 2009 20:26

They always wanted a picture of a Hole in One. How did you fall into the hole, 'hole?

Comments

Legend_In_Canada 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:17

hahaha thats hilarious, seriously how fat do you have to be to get stuck in a hole? where can i find these pictures??

Newberg_Rush 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:57

either your lying or the firemen were high

seashells21 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:55

Or maybe both

Mx_Rider 6

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:05

wow you people.... im a volunteer fire fighter for la county.... 1st - we dont do that stuff laugh etc. 2nd- its in our code not to bring personal devices cell,ipod,pager etc 3rd- i think i made my point? op next time watch where youre going,then the "fireman" wont laugh at you...

antherletdwn 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:30

lmao sounds like sumthing that happened to me when i was about 8... but it was in the front of the house. and i could climb out. with a little help from my friend :] lmao.

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:54

What the hell? Your mother called the fire department? Why did she not put down a ladder, or rope, or a chair (for you to stand on and climb out)? Or why didn't she ask a neighbour for help pulling you out? It must have been a freaking deep hole, in which case, how did you end up down there? What a waste of fire department resources.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:02

It's because you weren't a baby white girl.

cr1sis 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:07

isnt that illegal for them to do or just something theyll get in huge shit for?

Thegoodtimes 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:10

This is so untrue. Because I am a Firefighter and I wouldn't laugh at someone in need of help. Either their hurt or they just ****** up and can't get out but can have a good laugh at it after or in the future. Even Fire Departments around me I see are very respectful. I'd sue them for taking pictures of you and not being professional.

abradant_spoon 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:37

just because you wouldn't doesn't mean they wouldn't. maybe you're just a nicer person

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 8:03

Heee. I was thinking about the one where Homer fell in that wide but not very deep ditch and sued the church.

Cristaderzi 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 11:02

Exactly Abradant! Every "House" is different... Most though deal with SOOOO much stress that ocasionally theyll f with folks to burn iff steam... Its as one said the way that cookie crumbles Lol...