Miscellaneous: Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 527

You deserved it 3 161

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 869

You deserved it 97

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 755

You deserved it 2 603

By PaperInfection - 23/11/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 305

You deserved it 5 699

Pooptown

By L…… - 01/06/2011 20:40

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 091

You deserved it 3 130

By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 637

You deserved it 1 587

Falling down

By Anonymous - 28/06/2021 00:01

Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 683

You deserved it 216

Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 425

You deserved it 193

By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 107

You deserved it 3 196

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 024

You deserved it 32 726

By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 512

You deserved it 3 117

Next

Top comments

akallaan 7

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:51

"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:52

Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?

Comments

tj4234 35

Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:40

Are you that Chinese girl who fell through the pavement?

lightwater2520 7

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:03

That really sucks, but it could have been worse. You could have been talking to your crush at the time.

Demonfish 14

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:13

14- what the ****? :/

Kibaruto 33

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:24

And by sewer, you mean you fell into someone's asscrack, right? Perhaps a plumber that was trying to fix your sink?

kickuwithmyfist 1

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:26

When you say manhole I'm just picturing TMNT arcade game lol *falls in manhole* "hey! Who turned out the lights?!"

Mandybruin 15

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:30

But that only happens in cartoons!

hama806 19

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:33

I hope you are OK. Just take a long hot shower and try to forget the slime, poo and other unmentionables you fell in. Sorry OP but today FYL. ????

RawrLaughLive 1

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:44

How did that even happen?!?

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:50

Awwww, you see, when somebody thumbs you down and tells you to crawl into a hole or something, they don't mean it litterarly.

snafu63 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 22:02

$10 says the OP was texting.

misterjez 15

Thursday 17 May 2012 0:47

Yep

2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Keywords

Weddings Awkward Miscellaneous My ex Love AITA Jealousy Friends Poopoo peepee Health Embarrassing Relatable Mental health Therapy Argument Parenting Kids Thanksgiving Covid Medication Ironic Cute Sports Proposal Snow Cold weather Annoying Cheating Work Money

The Top

You’re probably wondering what this website is all about. Well, it’s basically a bunch of people who had enough humor to tell you all about their shitty lives, and what it was that made their day suck a big fat one. Some are sad in funny way, som...

I agree, your life sucks 14

You deserved it 13

Today, I found out that my grandson is actually my stepson, my son is his half-brother, and my soon to be ex-husband impregnated our son’s wife, who’s a third his age. Yet somehow my slimy ex is the victim in all this because our son beat him to a bloody pulp while I did nothing to stop it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 623

You deserved it 106

The Top

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 280

You deserved it 2 648

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 90 266

You deserved it 16 653

Today, I ran into some friends from high school who had just gotten back from college. We were talking about what happened during our sophomore year. When it was my turn to tell them what I had been doing, all I could say was, "Well, I started wearing V-neck t-shirts and they're pretty comfortable." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 718

You deserved it 28 245

Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 908

You deserved it 136

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 441

You deserved it 3 262

Today, my wife is visiting her nana, which I hate because she comes home full of Catholic guilt, meaning I'll have to spend the next few months wasting my Sunday mornings in church, until her guilt wears off and her normal Sunday morning laziness resumes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 954

You deserved it 294