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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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By PaperInfection - 23/11/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

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By L…… - 01/06/2011 20:40

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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Falling down

By Anonymous - 28/06/2021 00:01

Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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akallaan 7

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:51

"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:52

Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?

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Doxy 22

Wednesday 16 May 2012 19:20

That's what you get for chasing the White Rabbit.

stash01 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 19:21

I'm guessing you didn't find Wonderland down there. YDI for not being aware of your surroundings.

bigbadtim 7

Wednesday 16 May 2012 19:23

Are you a ninja turtle?

LaughinStock 16

Wednesday 16 May 2012 19:38

Hahaha 3 you know you've made it on FML when you start getting a creeper fan base too.

P374RD3D 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 19:48

How the **** did that happen?

Airman1988 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:10

Wtf I get thumbs down for simply stating "ackward" about the above comment but the guy below me gets thumbs up for virtually the same comment. lol

slackattack364 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:17

How dis u get out

Stormyskyes313 4

Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:26

Then look where the heck you're going

reddudeover 2

Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:27

Get tested.

Ceejay1 13

Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:33

You should really watch your surroundings.

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