Love: Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting...

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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You deserved it 21 428

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 170

You deserved it 85 556

By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 423

You deserved it 51 573

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 661

You deserved it 64 309

By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 592

You deserved it 4 704

By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 515

You deserved it 2 320

By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 163

You deserved it 4 478

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By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 568

You deserved it 1 068

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 109

You deserved it 2 790

By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 720

You deserved it 3 561

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 429

You deserved it 46 002

Nofuckyourlife 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:11

You deserve that and more for trying to make him jealous like that. Even if he was straight, he'd be 100% right to not commit to someone as insecure and manipulative as you.

R3TH0R 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:08

well... now you can confront him and be like "sooo.... when were you going to come out of the closet?" but seriously FYL for having to make a fake account to try and make him jealous

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neurorot 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:01

how do you know he's not bisexual or something? jesus christ, there IS a middle ground, op. if your boyfriend won't commit, i don't know, why don't you talk to him and find out why instead of being pathetic and making fake accounts?

firstrule 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:14

Did the lack of sex not give it away? Or do gay men have sex with women?

breaksprinter_ 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:15

Well, if you wanna look at it this way; he still likes you...

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:19

Do you mean gay as in liking buttsex with guys, or gay as in so lame he talks to made up people?

xDarknessInZero 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:26

lol, that'd suck XD how long did you know your bf for? shouldn't you have known he was gay by the way he acted if you knew him long enough...?

mxf06 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:45

wow that's a bitch move of you... karma says YDI

UGADawg08 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:54

I'll be your boyfriend. I promise I'm not gay. But seriously, I'm in the same situation. All my friends and all the great girls from high school are getting married and having kids. Nobody's going to be left when it's time for me to get married.

vag_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:55

god are you desperate. on top of being an idiot.

Shadic 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:01

#21 is great. You deserve it for being a shallow person that not only is willing to essentially lie to somebody you supposedly care about, but that you're doing it entirely to get a stupid title.