By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
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Nofuckyourlife 1

You deserve that and more for trying to make him jealous like that. Even if he was straight, he'd be 100% right to not commit to someone as insecure and manipulative as you.

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R3TH0R 0

well... now you can confront him and be like "sooo.... when were you going to come out of the closet?" but seriously FYL for having to make a fake account to try and make him jealous

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Bumlove89 0

Uh, you should go out and meet real people more often instead of creating make believe accounts and talking to yourself. YDI for lying.

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mustangsami118 5

maybe he figured out it was you and was hitting on your made up facebook guy to spite you

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lovelikewar 0

why are people on here so critical? so you did something pretty immature, but if he is gay, he's been lying to you in a MUCH worse way. there's nothing wrong with being gay but if he knows you want a commitment than it's awful of him to keep you in a relationship that wouldn't go anywhere. however the theory that he figured it out and just did it to mess with you is also very possible, in which case that would be more of an fml because then you probably screwed up all chances with him anyway by acting like a 15 year old.

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chea_chea 0

I doubt he's gay. If he had half a brain he knew it was you, no doubt about it, #59 hit the nail on the head...you were probably the only friend listed on the account. Either that, or you actually went through with the process of adding other people, waiting for them to accept (assuming they even would), and talking to other people through your fake account to put together a believable profile. You dont sound like you have the smarts or patience for that...And if you did have both of those you wouldn't have bothered with the whole thing. You lose

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Grotesque 0

My boyfriend broke up with me after a long time of completely ignoring me, so I know how you feel, sweetie. I'm so sorry. :(

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Mandy_fml 0

This is blatantly faked. OP wouldn't feel the need to create a "fake" boyfriend if they already had one, and besides, their friends would notice they were dating some random bloke.

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Nomad609 0

FYL indeed. what did your bf say? lmao

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charadeslondon 0

You definitely deserved it. Now, stop with the pity party and find a guy who will spoil you like you want only to be that bastard's first wife in the end. Really, handling a situation like that as immaturely as you did is deserving of something like this. Plus, your bf might not be gay, he could be bisexual and you're just throwing a hissy fit cuz he likes guys as well.

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DamnAshleyyy 0

Your fml shouldn't be that your boyfriend is gay, your fml should be that you actually made up a fake facebook account and had a conversation with YOURSELF.

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Tubasaurus 0

You deserve that for being manipulative and selfish. So what if he doesn't commit? That's his choice and if he doesn't want to then that's that. Grow up.

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